Security
Warning #3460782
Authorities alerted.
Seek shelter and stock up on bottled water.
Turn yourself in to avoid capital punishment.
Watch your back.
A virus has been installed on your computer.
Your computer will now make me a sandwich.
Your bank account balance will be transferred to the Skull
and Bones Society at Yale University.
Your house will be given to someone that can hide it in their
many assets.
